You know it's time to stop showering with you child when he starts asking questions like this...
Jaxon - "Mommy? Why did God blow up your elbows and put dots on them?"
(Mommy had no response at first!)
Mommy - "He gives Mommys those to feed their babies with."
Jaxon - "So why did He blow up your buns?"
Seriously, did we really just have this conversation?! And by the way, if you hadn't figured this out already... Jaxon calls boobies, elbows!!! Can't wait to see what he starts quizzing Kent about?!
1 day ago